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MANGALORE JOKES

"I like to walk in rain, so that no one can see my tears" -Charlie Chaplin. .......................................... "I like to walk in fog, so that no one can see I am smoking" -Beedi Babanna......
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SARDAR JOKES IN ENGLISH

Sardar told his wife Seema to keep her mobile always in hand when he gone out on office week for a week.. Next day he called his wife Sardar: Where are you Wife: I am in Toilet After 10 min... Sardar: Where are you Wife: In Kitchen Sardar: Switch on the Mixy Wife: Switched on....Turrrrrrrrrrrr Sardar: OK Again after 10 Minutes Sardar: Where are you Wife: in Hall Sardar: Switch on TV Wife: There is no TV in Ramesh House....!!!!!! ha ha ha
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DIVORCE SMS JOKES

Husband Mr. Assami and his wife Radhika went for Divorce at court. Judge: U have 3 kids... How will u devide them? The had discussed for a hour and said OK sir we will come next year with one more.... . . . Joke Doesn't end here... Because 9 months later they got twins
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CIVIL ENGINEERS FILM

If civil engineers start making films: the names will be.... 👆"curing ho na ho" 👆"jaanam deshuttering karo" 👆"aa ab concrete kare" 👆"kabhi m20 kabhi m30" 👆"Hamari TAPE Apke Pas Hai" 👆"plaster kiya To Darna Kya", 👆"RCC no. 1", 👆"execution Koi Khel Nahi", 👆"Maine Excavation Kyu Kiya". 👆"Distraction se construction tak " 👆"Contractor profit le jayenge"
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