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ENGINEERING SMS

NAUGHTY ENGINEERS!! Four girls took lift in a car full of Engineers... Since no place available, they sat on each Boy's lap... After 5 minutes... Girl1: Are you an Electronics & Communication Engineer.?? Boy1: How do you know..?? Girl1: Your tower is communicating with my Unreachable Area... Girl2: Are you an IT Engineer..?? Boy2: How do you know..?? Girl2: Your Pen drive is trying to connect with my USB port... Girl3: Are you a Mechanical Engineer..??? Boy3: How do you know..?? Girl3: Your Piston is trying to move into my cylinder.... Girl4: Are you a Civil Engineer..?? Boy4: How do you know..??? Girl4: Your dam has broken and flooded my village....  Hus mat!! Forward kar... ... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

CIVIL ENGINEERS FILM

If civil engineers start making films: the names will be.... 👆"curing ho na ho" 👆"jaanam deshuttering karo" 👆"aa ab concrete kare" 👆"kabhi m20 kabhi m30" 👆"Hamari TAPE Apke Pas Hai" 👆"plaster kiya To Darna Kya", 👆"RCC no. 1", 👆"execution Koi Khel Nahi", 👆"Maine Excavation Kyu Kiya". 👆"Distraction se construction tak " 👆"Contractor profit le jayenge"