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Ans me plz...... 6 jana teacher Schoolge hogovaga Obba kalla teacher Chain kithkondu Odtane Kannada teacher Kalla kalla antha kugthare, Eng teacher Thief thief antha, Hindi teacher Chor chor antha, S.s teacher Samaj gataka antha, Maths teacher 420 420, anta kugtare adre 'science' Teacher enantha Kugtare. Tale idre Tale odsi answer Madi......

'Black' Colour is Sentimentaly Bad..... But "Every Black Board Makes The Students life Bright"  "......by black soma

If civil engineers start making films: the names will be.... 👆"curing ho na ho" 👆"jaanam deshuttering karo" 👆"aa ab concrete kare" 👆"kabhi m20 kabhi m30" 👆"Hamari TAPE Apke Pas Hai" 👆"plaster kiya To Darna Kya", 👆"RCC no. 1", 👆"execution Koi Khel Nahi", 👆"Maine Excavation Kyu Kiya". 👆"Distraction se construction tak " 👆"Contractor profit le jayenge"

When Modi asked in his Rally " Mitro kisko vote karoge " People of Delhi said (AAP)KO, well they were serious, VERY SERIOUs

What is love? Love is when my mom kisses me and says mera bachha lakhon me ek hai... Love is when u cm back frm work and dad says 'arey beta! aaj bohot der ho gai Love is when ur bhabhi says ' hey hero ladki dekhi hai tere liya, koi aur pasand ho tou bata dena' Love is when ur brother says ' bhai tu tension na le, main hu na tere saath Love is when ur Moodless and ur sis says ' chal bhai kahi ghoom k aatein hai Love is when ur best friend hugs u and says' abe tere bagair mazaa nhi aata yar.... These all are best moments of love.....don't miss them in life. Love is not only having a bf or gf. Love u all who have been a special part of my life........... Its love, when a little girl puts her energy to give dad a head massage. Its love, when a wife makes tea for husband and take a sip before him. Its love, when a mother gives her son the best piece of cake. Its love, when ur friend holds ur hand tightly on a slippery road. It

NEW GENERATION 1) When guest comes to your house and instead of asking for water if you ask "Do you want to charge your mobile ?", it will definitely bring tear to their eyes and improve relationship immediately 2) After that, instead of asking if they want tea/coffee/cold drink if you ask them "Do you want Wi-Fi password for Internet",  100%guaranteed the guest will break down and give you the best hug of your life.

👳 :home work yake madilla. 🙇: current iralilla. 👳: candal iralilva. 🙇 : benkipatna iralilla. 👳 : benkipatna yak iralilla. 🙇: benkipatna devar manelithu. 👳:hogi tagobekithu. 🙇 : snana madiralilla . 👳 : snana yak madiralilla. 🙇 : neeru iralilla. 👳:neeru yake iralilla. 🙇 : motor on madirlilla. 👳: motor yake on madirlilla. 🙇 : boli magne agle helidnalla. Current iralilla antha

Kundapur style of proposing Boy:Henne nitko. Girl:Entha kardya? Boy:Howd kivi kentilya.? Girl:Kenth, enthake kardad? Boy:Nin kandre nange kusi apd marayti Girl:Adke nanen madk.? Boy:Nammani akki cardage(ration card) ninna hesr sersuda. 😁😁

Today a friend called from US and asked what is monkey bath ? I was shocked to hear that! Then i asked him why is he asking this ? He replied that its widespread news here that Obama Shall have the Monkey🐒 Bath🛀 with Modi..... . . . . Then I realised that he was talking about Mann Ki Baat.... !! 😂😜