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Sardar told his wife Seema to keep her mobile always in hand when he gone out on office week for a week.. Next day he called his wife Sardar: Where are you Wife: I am in Toilet After 10 min... Sardar: Where are you Wife: In Kitchen Sardar: Switch on the Mixy Wife: Switched on....Turrrrrrrrrrrr Sardar: OK Again after 10 Minutes Sardar: Where are you Wife: in Hall Sardar: Switch on TV Wife: There is no TV in Ramesh House....!!!!!! ha ha ha

Girl and Boy on Facebook Chat Girl: Will you marry me Boy: Why not Girl: When will you meat me. Boy After my 3rd Divorce Clearance

Sardar saw a his Lover status in WhatsApp, ...My Lyf My Rulezzz.. immediately he called her and ask her to come to watch cinema.. ... . . . . She said My parents don't allow me .....Pagal Status

Tortoise and a Rabbit🐰wrote an entrance exam,  Tortoise got 80%,  Rabbit got 81%. Both went for 🏦admission to an engineering college, Cut-off needed was 85%.    Rabbit didn't get admission, but the Tortoise got admission.   How?