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DIVORCE SMS JOKES

Husband Mr. Assami and his wife Radhika went for Divorce at court.
Judge: U have 3 kids... How will u devide them?
The had discussed for a hour and said OK sir we will come next year with one more....
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Joke Doesn't end here...
Because 9 months later they got twins
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