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My Wife DOES NOT WORK !!! Conversation between a Husband (H) and a Psychologist (P): 🔸P : What do you do for a living Mr. Husband? 🔹H : I work as an Accountant in a Bank. 🔸P : Your Wife ? 🔹H : She doesn't work. She's a Housewife only. 🔸P : Who makes breakfast for your family in the morning? 🔹H : My Wife, because she doesn't work. 🔸P : At what time does your wife wake up for making breakfast? 🔹H : She wakes up at around 5 am because she cleans the house first before making breakfast. 🔸P : How do your kids go to school? 🔹H : My wife takes them to school, because she doesn't work. 🔸P : After taking your kids to school, what does she do? 🔹H : She goes to the market, then goes back home for cooking and laundry. You know, she doesn't work. 🔸P : In the evening, after you go back home from office, what do you do? 🔹H : Take rest, because i'm tired after work. 🔸P : What does your wife do then? 🔹H : She prepares meals, serves our

Postman knockd d door. a kid came out wit cigrette in mouth n beer in hand postman- ammer ijjera.? kid- yanan thunda gothapujeye ammer ijjer pandh.?😂😉

Employee in chennai : since heavy rain in chennai I couldn't come to office. Boss : In ur resume u have told ur hobby is swimming , so come soon dude !! 😂😤😂

Shama called is Gf on phone.. Her dad picked the call.. omg !! Dad: Hello. Who is this ? Shama  : " Main Amitab Bachhan Bol Raha Hoon Kaun Banega Crorepati Se.. Aur Apki Beti Ki Friend Yaha Hot Seat Par Hai.. Zara Beti Ko Phone Dijiye Sir.. " Dad : ohh... oh... (in excitemnt, gave phone to her) Shama : " The Question is : Where Will U Meet Me In The Evening. Option A : Bommanhalli Bus Stop. Option B : Forum Mall. Option C : WhatsAPP Chating Option D : Facebook Inbox. Girl : " Option C ! " Shama  : " Thank you.. Aur Apka Time Khatam.. " Moral : If you fail to achieve your dreams, change your ways but not your dreams.! Trees change their leaves but not their roots..!! " Think twice... Act wise." ....!!

Rampa Called to Customer Care A Girl Receives Rampa : Hello yaaru ? Girl: I Am Renuka Devi. Rampa : Ayyo Devre Idu "SAVADATTI" Ge Hoyta ? Sorry Tayi Udo Udo Udo...