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ANSWER ME KANNADA SMS

Ans me plz...... 6 jana teacher Schoolge hogovaga Obba kalla teacher Chain kithkondu Odtane Kannada teacher Kalla kalla antha kugthare, Eng teacher Thief thief antha, Hindi teacher Chor chor antha, S.s teacher Samaj gataka antha, Maths teacher 420 420, anta kugtare adre 'science' Teacher enantha Kugtare. Tale idre Tale odsi answer Madi......

GUNDA JOKES IN KANNADA

Teacher: Yakappa Ninne Shalege Bandilla Gunda: Ajjige Hushar Irlilla Teacher: Monne Ninna Ajji Sattu Hodru anta Heli 5 Dina Raje Madidde alva Gunda: Teacher adu Nanna Tangiya Ajji !!!!!!!!!!!!!

RAMPA JOKES KANNADA

Rampa Called to Customer Care A Girl Receives Rampa : Hello yaaru ? Girl: I Am Renuka Devi. Rampa : Ayyo Devre Idu "SAVADATTI" Ge Hoyta ? Sorry Tayi Udo Udo Udo...

GUNDA JOKES IN ENGLISH

Mom on phone to Gunda from Office M: What are you doing G: Caring my sister M: Where is Grand Maa G: She went outside M: What your sister is doing G: I Don't know i am watching TV...... hhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ha ha

Kannada Jokes in English 2021

God: ninna tapassige mechchide. yaavudaadaru 2 vara bedko. Shambu: modalane vara, nanage niddeyalle saavu barabeku. devaru: haage aagali, eradaneya vara? Shambu: eradaneyadhu andre. nanage yaavattoo niddene barabaaradu. Huduga: nenne naanu nimma manege bandidde. nanaganisutte namma maduve nadeyodilla anta. Hudugi: yaake? appaana meet maadidra? Huduga: illa, ninna thangi na meet maadidhe Gunda: waiter, ondu coffee kodappa. eshtu? waiter: 50 rs. Gunda: edurugade 50 ps anta board haakiddaaralla. waiter: adhu xerox angadi sir.

MANGALORE JOKES

"I like to walk in rain, so that no one can see my tears" -Charlie Chaplin. .......................................... "I like to walk in fog, so that no one can see I am smoking" -Beedi Babanna......

EE DANE MULU -TULU SMS ALERT

EE DANE MULU -TULU SMS ALERT ಸಾರ್ವಜನಿಕೆರಿಗೆ ತುರ್ತು ಎಚ್ಚರಿಕೆ.... ಅತ್ಯಂತ ಅಪಾಯಕಾರಿ ''ಈರ್ ದಾನೆ ಮೂಲು...ಏರೆಗಾವುಯೆ ಕಿರಿ ಕಿರಿ...'' ಎಂಬ ಮಾರಕ ಸಾಂಕ್ರಾಮಿಕ ರೋಗ ದಕ್ಷಿಣ ಕನ್ನಡ ಮತ್ತು ಉಡುಪಿ ಜಿಲ್ಲೆಯಾದ್ಯಂತ ವೇಗವಾಗಿ ಹರಡುತ್ತಿದೆ. ಒಂದು ವಾರ ಕಾಲ ವಾಟ್ಸಾಪ್ ಬಂದ್ ಮಾಡಿ ಇಡಲು ವೈದ್ಯರು ಸೂಚಿಸಿದ್ದಾರೆ. ಆಗಲೂ ನಿಲ್ಲದಿದ್ದರೆ ಇಂಜೆಕ್ಷನ್ ತೆಗೆದುಕೊಳ್ಳುವುದು ಅಗತ್ಯ ಎಂದು ಹೇಳಿದ್ದಾರೆ.

GUNDA JOKES NO MEANING CONFUSION

Gunda: How are you somu Somu: not fine Gunda: What Happened Somu: Teacher asked me to bring my pappa Gunda: So What Somu: Pappa is is my teacher

HUSBAND AND WIFE AFTER MARRIAGE

After Marriage Husband and wife... H: I Love U Dear W: I Love u if u bring one Gold Necklace H: I was happy before marry you W: I too happy before marry you H: I hate you W: I too hate you H: I Will divorce U W: I will kill you H; Please darling i love you, don't shout neighbors are listening. I will bring necklace ha ha ha ha ...

HINDI BOY AND GIRL COMEDY SMS

Boy -Ye Chhota Medal Tumhe Kyu Mila Hai? Girl -Gane K Liye, Boy -Aur Ye Bada Wala? Girl -Apna Gana Band Krne K Lie