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HUSBAND AND WIFE WORK

My Wife DOES NOT WORK !!!

Conversation between a Husband (H) and a Psychologist (P):

🔸P : What do you do for a living Mr. Husband?
🔹H : I work as an Accountant in a Bank.

🔸P : Your Wife ?
🔹H : She doesn't work. She's a Housewife only.

🔸P : Who makes breakfast for your family in the morning?
🔹H : My Wife, because she doesn't work.

🔸P : At what time does your wife wake up for making breakfast?
🔹H : She wakes up at around 5 am because she cleans the house first before making breakfast.

🔸P : How do your kids go to school?
🔹H : My wife takes them to school, because she doesn't work.

🔸P : After taking your kids to school, what does she do?
🔹H : She goes to the market, then goes back home for cooking and laundry. You know, she doesn't work.

🔸P : In the evening, after you go back home from office, what do you do?
🔹H : Take rest, because i'm tired after work.

🔸P : What does your wife do then?
🔹H : She prepares meals, serves our kids, prepares meals for me and cleans the dishes, cleans the house then takes the kids to bed.

🔱The daily routines of your wives commence from early morning to late night. That is called 'DOESN'T WORK'??!!

🎋Being Housewives do not need Certificate of Study but their ROLE is very important!

💝Appreciate your wives. Because their sacrifices are uncountable. This should be a reminder and reflection for all of us to understand and appreciate each others roles.

Some one asked her.......
Are you a working woman or a house-
wife ??
She replied : Yes I am a full time
working house-wife.
I work 24 hours a day.....
I'm a "mum",
I'm a wife,
I'm a daughter,
I'm a daughter-in-law.....
I'm an Alarm clock,
I'm a Cook,
I'm a Maid,
I'm a Teacher,
I'm a waiter,
I'm a nanny,
I'm a nurse,
I'm a handyman,
I'm a Security officer,
I'm a Counsellor,
I'm a comforter,
I don't get holidays,
I don't get sick leave,
I don't get day off......
I work through day and night.....
I'm on call......
all hours and get paid with a
sentence.....
"what do you do all day"

Dedicated to all women😘😊
👌🍃Woman is like salt
Her presence is never remembered but Her absence makes all the thinugs tasteless !!🐾👍

Pass it to all the lovely ladies.....your Mother. .....your Wife......your daughter ...your sister.....your friend😊

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