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Sardar told his wife Seema to keep her mobile always in hand when he gone out on office week for a week.. Next day he called his wife Sardar: Where are you Wife: I am in Toilet After 10 min... Sardar: Where are you Wife: In Kitchen Sardar: Switch on the Mixy Wife: Switched on....Turrrrrrrrrrrr Sardar: OK Again after 10 Minutes Sardar: Where are you Wife: in Hall Sardar: Switch on TV Wife: There is no TV in Ramesh House....!!!!!! ha ha ha

Girl and Boy on Facebook Chat Girl: Will you marry me Boy: Why not Girl: When will you meat me. Boy After my 3rd Divorce Clearance

Soma: Priye Indu Nanu Ninnannu Ellige Karedukondu Hogali? Girl: Elligadaru Ok! Kadri Park ge Beda? Soma: Yaake Priye... Girl: Alli Nanna Moorane Maaji Sigbahudu...... Soma: !!!!!!!!!!!

Sardar saw a his Lover status in WhatsApp, ...My Lyf My Rulezzz.. immediately he called her and ask her to come to watch cinema.. ... . . . . She said My parents don't allow me .....Pagal Status

One day Sardar was walking on road... He saw a beautiful girl sitting on the footpath.. He proposed her.... What is her answer? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . You begger, i am a begger will you marry me? ha, ha, ha..

Husband Mr. Assami and his wife Radhika went for Divorce at court. Judge: U have 3 kids... How will u devide them? The had discussed for a hour and said OK sir we will come next year with one more.... . . . Joke Doesn't end here... Because 9 months later they got twins

BLOOD BANK me Sardar-- sister, ek bottle blood dena? Sister--which group? Sardar --koi bhi.. Sister-- Murakh, koi bhi kaise chalega..! Sardar --  Pagali, koi bhi chalega...girl friend ko Happy Valentine's Day ka letter likhna hai

Bombay tulu...... My uncles friend came from bombay....my aunt asked the friend " ireg bumbaid daada bele"....he replied "yenna KUDH KA business undu".....and innocently my aunt says. ..." namma gudded mast kudka nakul ulla aven onthe pathd konnopara".....

Boy to Girl: Fast & Furious7 ge barthiyaं . . . Girl- yen adu. . . . Boy- English picture kane . . . Girl- ohh..7 jana dalli yaar fast aag gadi odusthare avr winner aah. . . . Boy- erli bidava ni agni sakshi nodak hog 

Tortoise and a Rabbit🐰wrote an entrance exam,  Tortoise got 80%,  Rabbit got 81%. Both went for 🏦admission to an engineering college, Cut-off needed was 85%.    Rabbit didn't get admission, but the Tortoise got admission.   How? 

Old song.... Akodchi anna birthdy enna, Akodchi anna birthdy enna, uru poora party avod, namma ponna marl doora avod, Uru poora party avod, namma ponna marl doora avod, New song....😄😄😄😄 ???? ? ? ? ? ? ? jeppodchi anna jakkeld enna, jeppodchi anna jakkeld enna, uru poora suddi apund namma mana maryadhi halapund, uru poora suddi apund  namma mana maryadhi halapund