NEW SMS

After Marriage Husband and wife... H: I Love U Dear W: I Love u if u bring one Gold Necklace H: I was happy before marry you W: I too happy before marry you H: I hate you W: I too hate you H: I Will divorce U W: I will kill you H; Please darling i love you, don't shout neighbors are listening. I will bring necklace ha ha ha ha ...

Husband always listens his wife But wife................... Husband always Love wife But Wife love only if he listens her... Ha ha ha

Sardar to his wife(while having Breakfast): Please bring one Spoon Wife: i can't Sardar: I Love You Wife: I Hate you Sardar went and braught spoon from kitchen Now Wife: I Love you

"I like to walk in rain, so that no one can see my tears" -Charlie Chaplin. .......................................... "I like to walk in fog, so that no one can see I am smoking" -Beedi Babanna......

Mom on phone to Gunda from Office M: What are you doing G: Caring my sister M: Where is Grand Maa G: She went outside M: What your sister is doing G: I Don't know i am watching TV...... hhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ha ha

Gunda: Darling How are you Wife: Fine, Wr r u Gunda: at Office Wife: Are u sure Gunda: No in Bar Wife: Are you Sure Gunda: No i am in drainage and searching for my phone Wife: Really, OK Good Night take care